A healthy flirting and a good laugh is surely one of the unsuspecting ingredients of good mental and social health. Enjoy this article – ‘50 Cheesy and Funny Pick-Up Lines: Laugh and Love‘ and spend some lighter moments away from the stress of your daily life. Smile and remember the charm you possess. Have fun in the most healthy manner and do look into the mirror and compliment yourself after reading these ‘cheezy pick-up lines’. Yes, you are good looking and at the same time, it is not bad to be cheezy sometimes.
Pick-up lines are something that acts as an ice-breaker. What’s the point in standing at the corner and staring. Make a move and make a confident one. That homo-sapien across the bar, who has tickled your love hormones deserves to be complimented. Plus, don’t feel shy because healthy flirting where you respect each other’s personal space and boundaries while remaining sober has never harmed anyone in the history of flirting. Let’s get ahead and enjoy some of the cheezy and funny pick-up lines, who knows, some can come handy to you.
50 Cheesy and Funny Pick Up Lines
- You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- You’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
- I wasn’t feeling well this morning, my doctor said I need the best medicine, You.
- If you were a dessert, what would you be?
- If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
- Forget hydrogen. You should be the number one element!
- My mom told me not to talk to strangers, so let’s get to know each other quick.
- If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named the McGorgeous!
- Campfire and you have two things in common, one is hotness and other is, being a night animal.
- If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- Let’s flip a coin. Head’s your mine, tail’s I’m yours.
- Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
- You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
- Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
- Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
- Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- Is it hard being that cute?
- That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
- Is there wifi in here because I feel we have a strong connection.
- I without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, a sentencewithoutspaces.
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen!
- Besides being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
- Baby, I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
- Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
- Being with you is like listening to my favourite song.
- Girl: I’m in a relationship | Boy: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- You raise my dopamine levels.
Some of the line which I have improvised and some which are my original: Enjoy and use them
- Good Lord! With you, I am in Paradise, with a Super Angel of course.
- I believe in environmental conservation, my best slogan is, ‘Save Water, Shower Together’.
- When I stopped at you, Google Maps told me, ‘Destination Reached’.
- Finally, I found you! You called for your dream man.
- I was listing the hottest things on the plant, congrats! You top the charts.
- I never believed in lucky charms, until I met you.
- Walking is good for health, walking with me is best for health.
- You must have tasted most exotic dishes in life, now the most exotic ones remain, me!
- Everyone loves to drink, but I guess, I want to be intoxicated by you.
- I think, now I can believe those future tellers, they told me that most sexy girl will hug me tonight.
- Follow your heart is such a piece of wise advice, that’s how I met you.
- I believed in the Holy Angels, but after seeing you, I believe in Sexy Angels.
Pick-up Lines is More than Just Dating
Pick-up lines are not just about you being single and finding someone to mingle. Amuse your girlfriend/spouse/live-in partner with a compliment. Being sober is good, but break the monotony of everyday relationship. Once in a while, compliment your classy spouse in the cheesiest manner and look at the glow on their face. Keep adding some spice and spark, just don’t burn it. Try to shock and awe and not shock and thud. Eg. Call her a sweety and not a chick, similarly call him your macho man and not some King Kong gorilla. The point here is, play well and play like a pro. Not like an average chump guy or girl.
Most importantly, in a relationship, be genuine and compliment. Use these cheesy pick-up lines and tell your partner that your Google has said, “Destination Reached” when you met him/her and it is a paradise. Celebrate every day as a Thanksgiving day.
If you are going to find a date for the first time, then hey guys/girls, it is your sheer confidence and not your clothes or your accessories. I believe in you and you better believe in yourself.
Pro Tip: When there is attraction, sexual tension or the chase game going on, pick-up lines are the thing to be used. You know, your cutie homo-sapien really wants to laugh and have a good time. Most of the times, no one cares about what you said in the pick-up line, it is just a conversation starter.
Enough! Now dress up, go out and have fun you beautiful earthlings.
Do share in the comment section, your favorite pick-up line from the above or any other.